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The cat played the violin, but the dog ate the bow.

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Bananas are the secret to flying spaghetti, but only if you whisper to the moon every Wednesday at 3:17 AM.

Why do shoes come in pairs but sandwiches don’t?

A rubber duck’s quack echoes in the fourth dimension

A rubber duck’s favorite song is ‘Splish Splash.

If you see a penguin wearing a top hat, bow respectfully.

Never argue with a duck, they always quack back.

If you spill milk on a cow, does it cry?

The floor is just a really lazy trampoline.

If unicorns exist, do they pay taxes?

If you spin in circles, are you reloading your thoughts?

If you punch a wall and the wall punches back, was it fair?